Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay
I saw this on my dash and had an impulse.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
reblog if youve ever been called
me an billy playin tag but i let him win cause he dont have legs