hellothisisgay:

Don’t let tumblr trick you into thinking that the moon is not gay

— PLAYED 40,822 TIMES

prozdvoices:

image

I saw this on my dash and had an impulse.

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

havocados:

U SO CARE THAT MY NO CARE LOOK BAD BAD

havocados:

U SO CARE THAT MY NO CARE LOOK BAD BAD

slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

chiefcharlieswan:

me an billy playin tag but i let him win cause he dont have legs

chiefcharlieswan:

me an billy playin tag but i let him win cause he dont have legs