1. wifipasswords:

    teacher: cite your sources in this essay

    me:

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    (via vanillish)

     

  2. fuck-bucky:

    Oh TECH supportI thought you said TREK support.

    *sadly zips jacket up over starfleet uniform*

    (via soong-type-princess)

     
  3. If I had to punch that face, I’d avoid your nose and teeth too.

    (Source: liza-k, via mon--capitan)

     

  4. screamandshout:

    levelonehulkling:

    screamandshout:

    hello friends britney is here

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    goodbye friends britney is gone

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    Stay gone

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    (via edgamzofgamzaloria)

     

  5. theanti90smovement:

    *straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

    (via magishoujo)

     

  6. benny-the-jet-55:

    When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

    (via sluttyoliveoil)

     
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  10. killbenedictcumberbatch:

    willowmansdaughter:

    Martin & Cracker

    what kind of name is martin for a dog

    (Source: pawsinthepark.net, via killbenedictcumberbatch)

     

  11. samwilsonbootyenthusiast:

    White people- I don’t see color. I didn’t even notice you were black. We’re all human.

    Translation- I don’t know how to recognize your humanity AND your blackness at the same time. They’re opposites in my mind.

    (via theafrocentrics)

     
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